The Laid-Back Ancestor

Li Youxian transmigrates into the body of the Heavenly Derivation Sect’s Supreme Ancestor, who has slept for ten thousand years. As soon as he wakes, he faces a desperate situation: the sect is bankrupt, his disciples are fleeing, and creditors are at the door.

Looking at the elders kneeling all over the floor and the sect leader preparing to blow up his own Golden Core, he rubs his temples and sighs.

“Bring me the ledgers. Let’s see them.”

From then on, the cultivation world takes a wildly unexpected turn:

While others debate the Dao, he launches the “Cultivation World Economic Development Forum.”

While others battle for treasures in secret realms, he sells “Secret Realm Exploration Accident Insurance.”

While others forge flying swords, he introduces “Didi Flying Swords,” a shared transportation service.

The demonic path invades? Perfect, time to issue “Special Anti-Demon Bonds.”

The Immortal Realm tries to suppress him? He fires back with a “Cultivation World Antitrust White Paper.”