I, Li Changsheng, am a Blue Star traveler.
I didn't have a golden finger when I traveled back in time, and I didn't have a big background, but I was able to carry on. I went from being a Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to becoming a god, and finally became a Daluo Golden Immortal.
I was just about to go out and marry 300 wives, have 500 children, and live the life of my wife and children.
As a result, the saint Zhunti took the sheep and kidnapped him to the west.
Tathagata give me a sermon? A brick was slapped all over his head.
Suppress me? One thousand seven hundred years, eight hundred escapes from prison, I have caused disaster all over Lingshan Mountain.
Today they finally couldn't stand it anymore and voted unanimously to let me go and learn from it.
I:? ? ?
Isn't it Jin Chanzi? How did I become me?
Tathagata: I will give you a blessing.
Li Changsheng: I won't do it!
A voice came from the void, "It's not up to you.".
The saint took action.
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When I opened my eyes again, I was in a woman's belly.
Li Changsheng was silent.
OK.
After I finish the menstruation, I will come back and get a wife.
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This is the story of a Goudao Daluo Jinxian who just wanted to lie down and was forcibly sent on a journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures.
Buddhas in Lingshan Mountain: Please, go get the scriptures and don't come back again!