Please Stop Getting Upset, I'm Really Just a Mortal

Transmigrated into the body of a servant? No problem!

[The Face-Slapping System is activated! Make your enemies die of embarrassment in public and earn an Epic-grade physique!]

I publicly played footage of my archrival sneaking a peek at the women’s dorm, then getting chased by a dog. It was high-definition, uncensored, and filmed from every angle.

[Ding! Zhou Yuandao’s heart of the Dao is shattered. Reward: Primordial Sacred Physique! 100 times comprehension + 100 times cultivation speed!]

My archrival punched me straight into Fourth Master’s trial grounds, where a hundred thousand people watched me livestream my heavenly tribulation.

The top outer-sect disciple made a bold declaration: “If he passes, I’ll eat three pounds of shit!”

I turned around and climbed all the way to the ninety-ninth floor, then smashed the Myriad Stars Heaven-Sealing Array with one punch!

My master, Yun Ling’er, the Thunder Emperor reborn, descended from the sky and wanted to take me on as her personal disciple.

But the next second, the Thunder Emperor’s summons appeared, and three reclusive powerhouses knelt before me

[Ding! The Northern Abyss Spear Venerable and the Thick Earth Sword Venerable are shaken to the core as they kneel. Reward: Nine Heavens Thunder Intent!]

[Ding! Jian Wuxin’s composure crumbles. Reward: Complete Nine Heavens Thunder Intent!]

My proud, aloof master glared at me. “Even after you become a true disciple, don’t get cocky. If you do, I’ll break your legs.”

I looked at her and suddenly said, “Thank you, Master.”

She lashed out with her whip, but didn’t put any strength into it. The complete Nine Heavens Thunder Intent condensed inside me on the spot

[Ding! Your tsundere master is genuinely moved. Reward: Perfect state of mind! Cultivation breaks through to the seventh level of Core Condensation!]

Everyone was stunned. “What kind of physique does this kid have? Didn’t he say he was just an ordinary mortal?”

#MyMasterIsCompletelyFlustered#

#IProveTheDaoAndBecomeAnEmperorByMakingEnemiesLoseIt#

#MyMasterIsFierceButSheLovesMe#