When I crawled out of the coffin, the pallbearer was eating my fruit.
When I died, I held a job offer in my hand.
Position: Haunted Mansion Sleep Tester. Job number: 108. Salary: monthly salary of RMB 100,000, paid daily.
On my first night on the job, I opened the "Employee Handbook" and saw a line written in blood on the last page:
"The 108th sleep tester, welcome home."
Later I found out that the one hundred and seven people in front of me were all waiting for me at the bottom of the well in this house.
They call me Lin Zhao.
They said that I built this house with my own hands eight hundred years ago.
They said there was a man at the bottom of the well who had been waiting for me for eight hundred years.
They said——
Go down and have a look and you will know.
Not bad, very interesting