Doing Business Beats Cultivating Immortality

After transmigrating as a good-for-nothing cultivator, Lin Qi has the Heavenly Dao deliver goods right to his door: secret manuals drop every day, each with a note attached: “Mr. Lin, let’s make this a long-term partnership. We can negotiate the split.”

Payment plans for cultivation arts, loans for flying swords, insurance for tribulations, auctions for spiritual energy... I, Lin Qi, am going to make money from every corner of the Three Realms!

Exclusive contracts for heavenly tribulations, and all ascension business goes through Mr. Lin. Standing atop the clouds, Lin Qi spreads his hands:

“Cultivation? That’s a working stiff’s fate. Doing business? That’s the Heavenly Dao’s fate!”