[Brain online + relaxed humor + imagination + hilarious counter-routines + empress + imagination]
I, Ding Yi, will defend the Tang Dynasty to the death. I will dig graves first.
You didn't even mention digging the imperial tomb!
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The empress smashed the table and said, "Explain to me what it means to have an emperor's face."
Ding Yi: "It means... He looks like an emperor?"
Empress: "Then the more than eighty concubines in the harem all look like the emperor?"
Ding Yi wiped his sweat: "Maybe... The emperor looks like that?"
Empress:? ? ?
Ding Yi: What does your arrest of Zhuang Meng have to do with me, Ding Yi?
