I'm an Imperial Observer, Not Your Pillow!

[Girls' Love + Dual Female Leads + Sweet Romance + Cozy Daily Life + Lighthearted Healing + First Person + Japanese Light Novel Style + No Tragedy + No Angst + No Yandere]

I'm Ye Xiaoyue, a mysterious observer from the lost empire known as the Azure Court. I was supposed to make an "elegant" arrival on Earth and deliver the Interstellar Civilization's Code of Ethics to humanity. Instead, I overdid it so badly that Earth's two major powers reorganized overnight, forcing all of humanity into an era of unification ahead of schedule.

Then the empire decided I couldn't handle everything alone and sent me an assistant. That was the start of my "nightmare"!

Noelle Xinghui has white hair and red eyes, and looks like a tiny version of me. In reality, she's a perverted, wicked girl who pins me against the wall, steals kisses, and even sniffs and licks me.

I tried to fight back. I failed.

I tried to devise a grand counterattack. I failed miserably.

Then I drew up a "Treat Me Gently Agreement." She found a loophole and bullied me even more.

Eventually, I ran out of excuses. "Well, I belong to you anyway." That's what I said at our wedding. It was probably the least dignified, and most honest, thing I'd ever said as an imperial observer.