In the third year of Zhenguan, Chu Ye traveled across the Tang Dynasty and guarded an outlandish farm at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain. He also picked up an amnesiac little lolita who suffered from gas disease and called herself "Xiao Sizi".
In his free time, Chu Ye raised a mutated white tiger, made some barbecue hot pot, tinkered with glass and Erguotou, and fed the little Sizi into a food-protecting money-obsessed snack.
Until one day, a pair of "Lao Li and his wife" who claimed to be businessmen entered the farm by mistake.
Looking at the majestic white tiger, Lao Li was so scared that his legs became weak; smelling the sizzling squid, Lao Li swallowed hard.
Lao Li: "Shopkeeper Chu, can I have a taste of this barbecue? I'll give you gold in exchange!"
Xiao Sizi protected the barbecue and said in a milky voice: "No, no! Grandpa said these are called mutton skewers. They belong to Xiao Sizi, and you won't sell them even if you give me money!"
Later, there were more and more diners in the farm.
There was a fat man named Lao Cheng who rolled on the ground trying to grab a bite of pan-fried buns; a stubborn old man named Lao Wei took a sip of Erguotou and said he would die without regrets.
Until one day, Lao Li suddenly showed his cards with thousands of troops: "Chu Ye, I am actually Li Shimin! As long as you return the little Sizi to me, I will also marry Princess Changle to you!"
Chu Ye's face was full of questions: "??? You climb over the wall every day to get food, not only do you want to steal my daughter, but you also want to have sex with me?"
