My name is Lin Mo, the gatekeeper at Nantianmen.
Our company has been undergoing reforms recently: the last KPI position has been eliminated, and the gods will also be involved.
The Four Heavenly Kings 007, Clairvoyance and Wind-Earing 996, Thunder God rolls out a black eye, and the Roaring Dog is memorizing words.
Only I get off work on time and never work overtime.
Then Heaven will reward me with five thousand merits.
Now——
The Jade Emperor asked me to preside over reforms.
Lord Lei asked me to teach him how to fish.
The messenger from the devil asked me: Can you be more dedicated?
I said: No.
Don't ask why.
Just ask - God made me lie down.
