After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms, I don’t want to be a soldier or fight to rule the land. I just want to live peacefully as a little bandit.
When I’m bored, I’ll rob Yuan Shao, chat with Cao Cao about the ins and outs of married women, and swap tips with Liu Bei on how to make a getaway.
You ask about these underlings following me? They’re all nobodies without much ability.
Zhao Yun, bring me my matchlock. I’m going to test my marksmanship against Lü Bu.
Guan Ning, that’s not what the books say.
