The Outcast: You Told Me to Throw the Match, but My Golden Light Wiped Out Everyone

Please, someone defeat me! I really don't want to be a Celestial Master! #misinterpreted-as-a-master #subverting-expectations #overwhelmingly-powerful #hilarious After transmigrating into the Celestial Master Mansion as its junior uncle, Zhang Taixian knows full well that the Celestial Master's mantle is a massive trap. He resolves to be a lazy nobody who does the bare minimum and waits to die. The Luotian Grand Ceremony begins, and the Old Celestial Master forces him to descend the mountain and compete. To lose convincingly, Zhang Taixian racks his brain and goes all out to throw his matches. His opponent attacks with a psychic illusion? Great, he can just fall over and play dead! The audience is stunned: "Good heavens! The junior uncle is locked in a world-shaking mental battle with an evil spirit in his dream! One snore shattered the fox spirit! His aura is off the charts!" His opponent unleashes a barrage of strange formations and spells? Perfect! If he just sits there and takes the hits, surely he'll lose! The referee shrieks: "He didn't even use the Golden Light Mantra! The spell bounced right back along its original path, twice as fast! What kind of divine technique is this?!" Staring at the tournament bracket that has carried him all the way to the finals without lifting a finger, Zhang Taixian is desperate. "Zhang Chulan, you damn well better fight with every last ounce of strength in the final and beat me! Otherwise, I'll sneak to your bedside every night and blast you with thunder magic!"