[One heroine + an actress who can read minds + hilarious roasting + laid-back slacker + unconventional entertainment-industry tropes]
Lu Xingye transmigrates into the body of a washed-up celebrity hated by the entire internet, then gets forced onto a dating show as a foil for a top-tier star.
In his previous life, he worked himself to death. This time, after binding himself to the God-Tier Slacker System, he vows to be a couch potato!
Faced with a scheming ex and a greasy top-tier star showing off like a peacock, Lu Xingye smiles politely on the outside while tearing them apart in his head: [That’s it? The kiddie ride downstairs has more emotion in its music!] [Whoa, you tripped over your own feet. Does physics not apply anymore? Your toupee’s about to fly into the sea!]
He only wants to coast along on his base salary, but then the aloof actress Xia Wanying, who rules the capital’s elite circle, suddenly appears... and can hear his thoughts!
Even more absurdly, after listening to his hilarious roasts, the actress’s years-long insomnia and world-weariness are miraculously cured?!
From then on, the entertainment industry takes a bizarre turn.
On the dating show, the actress ignores the top-tier star surrounded by admirers and walks straight over to Lu Xingye, who’s yawning nonstop.
A hack from the music industry gives him a hard time?
Lu Xingye sighs inwardly and hums through the whole of Nocturne. The actress immediately calls in the national orchestra to accompany him, forcing him onstage to become an instant legend!
A tyrant on set?
Lu Xingye silently rewrites the script in his head. The actress snatches the director’s megaphone and sneers, “We’re filming everything exactly as he’s thinking it!”
Before long, Lu Xingye has somehow coasted his way to victory and picked up every major award in the world.
Clutching his thermos, he breaks down completely. “What did I do to deserve this? I really just want to get off work on time!”
At a globally livestreamed awards ceremony, the breathtaking actress pins him against the wall, her gaze smoldering.
“Mr. Lu, you can keep your appearance fees. You’re mine.”
To be honest, the content is okay, just okay. I'll give it three stars. Since it's not easy for the author to write a book, I'll give it five stars.
Top mental pollution👍👍
I really like reading it, I'm obsessed with it. Come on, author.
Except for the first few dozen pictures, the rest are not sweet [rolls eyes], but the author worked hard, so I give him five stars.
The character description is very clear
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