I Promised to Be a Salted Fish, but My Waistcoat Fell Off.

Oh my god, I laughed from the beginning to the end. Please, please, can you let the child go if he is about to throw up from laughing? There is no cookie-cutter plot, only the author's obsession to laugh to death of the readers [laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry]

It's so beautiful that men get menstruation and women get crazy. It's the nemesis of depression and an alarm clock for vegetative people. It's so beautiful that the five-guarantee households in the village miss and love the widow, but it's so beautiful that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and turn into money. The tide of Tangjiang River is so beautiful. It is God. It is my rose. It illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful. I run, I jump hard, and I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor. It makes me realize that God does exist. I am so beautiful that I shed tears. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.

It's super good-looking. The characters really impressed me. I immediately read the latest chapter. Shen Lan is very cute. Ouyang Zheng is really doting on her. She looks super cute. Lan Lan is tough-tongued and also shy. She is so cute. I really like this kind of setting. And he is also very powerful. He is very good at hacking. On the surface, he said he didn't like it, but actually he has fallen in love [smirk][snicker][smirk] Because I read it on another mobile phone before, the reading time is shorter, but it is really good to read. It's a puppy.

I thought it was pretty good, but I felt that Lan Lan was a bit miserable and her attack was a bit unreasonable, but the emotional scenes were very good.

I don't know how to praise it. It's just that it's very comfortable to watch. The plot and emotions are very well executed. I'm struck by it every time I watch it. The characters are so vivid and the plot is so good. I can't bear to finish it. It's so good at writing. It's like a masterpiece😍😍😍

I like Lanlan so much! Even a yandere young man dragging his body with weak bones can still kill everyone. Finally, he has a good article that can solve the book shortage. He tied it in one breath and couldn't stop. It will be updated soon [please update]

Awesome author, great writing style [Sparrow Food Masterpiece]

The writing style is very good, and it makes people excited to read. It is rare to find such an attractive article. It is fresh and clear-cut, not sloppy, and it says what needs to be said. There is basically no nonsense. The clean and neat thinking is worth learning from every author. For example, I, hehe, I highly recommend this book. It is super good and beautiful.

Why is the rating so low? I think it's very interesting. Although it was a bit silly at the beginning and looked messy, I felt it was written clearly in the end. These CPs laughed and made fun together. It was very happy to watch. Hahaha. Happy Enemies. The deputy CPs are also good. Generally speaking, I am quite happy. It's rare to see children's themes that have not been blocked. Family members who like modern, two men, rich families, and slap-in-the-face stories can read it. It's finished.

Super, super, super, super beautiful, baby Lanlan is super cute [Blow a kiss][Flow a kiss][Flow a kiss][Flow a kiss][Flow a kiss], but the big-tailed wolf is a bit annoying [Punch out]

It's so good-looking, the main character has a vest, and it looks great when he's off his horse! It's not over yet and you won't lose money by investing in shares! It is a treasure novel, the sweet love without cruelty is very reassuring. Come and see [blowing kiss]

It's so good. I've seen this article since the beginning, but I haven't read it during the summer vacation. I came across its tweets on Weibo these days, and when I searched for it, it found it on my bookshelf. Let's start by looking at the author's writing style. Although the rating is a bit low now, I believe that our efforts will definitely improve the rating. After all, the article is so beautiful! ! !

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I love to see this the most! ! ! The author makes great comments

It's very interesting, and some of the plots are very funny. In two words, it's absolutely beautiful.

Super beautiful, highly recommended, the characters are very delicate [Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss]

The emotional line is pure and sweet and goes in both directions. Although the supporting characters are a bit annoying and the plot is a bit bloody, the emotional line is not bad.

It looks great, I like this kind of confrontational couple. And there's also an age difference, so it's really cool to have a father-in-law boyfriend.

Super super pretty! ! ! ! ! ! ! Highly recommended! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Oops, I haven't reviewed a novel for a long time, but usually the ones I review will be excellent. This novel is really good, and Lan Lan is really cute. I always plan to escape, but I never succeed! Hahaha, Zhengzheng is also the ultimate doting wife

This article has a very ancient flavor. Everyone has their favorites, but I don't quite accept this setting. This article is quite simple and easy to understand.

It's really nice. It's just a sweet article. It's sweet and reassuring. It left me alone at the beginning [blowing kiss][blowing kiss]

It's so good to watch, I love watching the two heroes. I really like this kind of character design. The author has perfectly satisfied all my xp. 5 Star review. [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]

I like it very much and hope the author will continue to update it [Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts][Blowing Kisses][Flowing Kisses][Blowing Kisses]

This book is so beautiful and it totally fits my reading point.

It's good-looking and good-looking [you taste it carefully] Recommended and recommended. It's evenly matched. It's not good enough at all.

Super invincible and beautiful [Adore][Adore][Adore][Adore] Worth recommending [Adore][Adore]٩(๑ᵒ̴̶̷͈᷄ᗨᵒ̴̶̷͈᷅)و

It's really good, I love reading it, the author will write more, come on, I really recommend [adoration][adoration][adoration]

[Learned] This is so good. I hope the author will update the second part as soon as possible [Sending my heart]