Lin Bufan’s greatest dream in life is to work as a security guard in peace, clock out on time, never work overtime, and stay out of trouble.
But one rainy night, a streak of golden light came crashing down on his head.
From then on, the whole world went off the rails.
A gravely wounded guardian of the martial path saw him and fell to his knees on the spot. “Ancient God!”
A martial arts prodigy thrust a sword at him, only for Lin Bufan to flick it away a hundred miles with one casual motion.
A shadow demon pounced on him, but the instant it touched him, it vanished into thin air.
His whole school hailed him as the best of the best, forces around the world treated him as their savior, and even the ancient gods of chaos went out of their way to avoid him.
Everyone thought he was hiding his true abilities, playing the pig to eat the tiger, and invincible in the world.
Only Lin Bufan looked completely innocent.
“I really am just an ordinary security guard. Could you stop kneeling? I want to clock out.”
While others cultivated, I slacked off. While others fought for their lives, I lay flat.
The more you worship me, the more I want to clock out.
Don’t make me step in. I just want to get by in peace!
