On the day the family was exterminated, I watched with my own eyes as the cold-blooded sisters chopped down the whole family.
My sister wiped the blood on the knife and smiled innocently: "Brother, it's your turn."
I said, "Wait a minute, you killed the wrong person."
The sisters were stunned.
"I'm just a food delivery guy. Your address is wrong."
That day, I survived the apocalypse by delivering the wrong takeout.
Later, I formed the most outrageous team in mankind:
A cold-blooded sister who wants to kill me at any time,
A woman with multiple split personalities who changes 18 personalities every day,
A rich second generation who has enough money to buy a safe zone but has a bad mind.
An iceberg daughter who protects me but never speaks,
A mentally retarded artillery group who asked me to die but always died first.
There is also a villain boss who wants to kill me when we meet, then saves me after killing him, and finally falls in love with me.
People ask me why I am still alive today?
I pointed to my brain:
"Just rely on it - jumping sideways repeatedly on the edge of death."