I Ask You to Play Football, but Why Do You Do Performance Art?

System cool articles + funny complaints + Dihua flow + invincible flow + sports competition Chu Kuang traveled through England and was reborn as a 192cm, nearly 200kg devilish muscular man, bound to the "Tyrant System". I wanted to rely on [Absolutely Injury Free] to be a bulldozer and knock all my opponents back into my mother's arms. Unexpectedly, the system not only deprived him of the ability to "lie", but also always issued extremely social and bizarre tasks, completely ruining the style of British football: Goal celebration: snatching away the hot dog from the aunt in the stands and feasting on it; Beating the defender: Run to the center circle and seriously dance "Eagle Takes Off"; Performing a hat show: hugging the goalpost affectionately and reciting Shakespeare; Championship Parade: Stand on the roof of the bus, wave your hands expressionlessly, and dance "Subject Three" wildly! Chu Kuang originally thought he would be blocked by the entire network, but unexpectedly, fans and media all over England actually collectively "dihua"! "The Times" shouted: "Hot dog grabbing is performance art against capital!" Football legend exclaimed: "That's not gymnastics, it's an Eastern psychological tactic that destroys reason!" The commentator roared crazily: "That magical flower hand is definitely the ultimate dance of Eastern philosophy that deconstructs the seriousness of football!" Looking at his series of outrageous titles such as "Performance Artist", "Romantic Fighter", "Oriental Dance God", etc., Chu Kuang wanted to cry without tears: "I really just want to be a bulldozer in peace, are you guys done with your imagination?!"