Traveling Through the Aberration Universe, I Hate Fan Fiction

[No female protagonist, no male protagonist + non-good protagonist + fake arcana + original world view + cool fighting + brains + darkness + authentic Ultra spirit] The content above (crossed out) is absolutely true, please take it seriously This universe is filled with despair, but don't worry, this universe will have its heroes, and they are... No, what do you mean by playing Max, or playing with a TV microphone that can kill you, and you are wanted everywhere? It doesn't matter, we still have... Ultra King: Zoffie! I asked you why you broke the Ot↑↓key↗key→, are you deaf? Zoffie: I heard it... I heard the voice of the stars! ! ! (Full power m87) Uh... It doesn't matter, at least we still have... "Hello, kids, I'm Bailey..." (Screen interruption) Ahem, everyone, this universe seems to be on the verge of extinction. Besides, I'm going to run away, and the reason is... Max is still chasing me! Gan!