"In my life, I have burned books and harassed scholars, built the Great Wall, and conquered hundreds of countries. Everyone in the world calls me a tyrant."
"Until I met a liar named Lin Feng."
"He taught me how to sort garbage, and I did it."
"He taught me how to grow potatoes, and I did it."
"He said he would take me to conquer the whole world, and I believed him."
"But he didn't tell me that after conquering the whole world, he would still have to be responsible for connecting all the worlds with Internet cables!"
Reader comments
It's boring to have a bunch of time-travelers fighting and they all have systems
It's boring to have a bunch of time-travelers fighting and they all have systems