Red Beans Grow in the South, and the General’s Household Is Up to Its Usual Antics

In the third year of Tianbao, food blogger Huo Hongdou transmigrates into the only daughter of the Great General Who Guards the North. She starts at the peak of her life: her father is willing to kidnap imperial chefs for her, her two older brothers insist that "everything my little sister says is right," the Crown Prince is the type to talk himself into falling for her, and her personal maid, A Man, has MAX combat ability.

Hongdou's life motto: if she can lie down, she won't sit; if she can sit, she won't stand. She uses modern lie-flat philosophy to conquer the Tang Dynasty, fills her whole family with a ten-mile-thick filter using dead-serious nonsense, and changes the political climate with casual remarks. Crown Prince Li Chengjing falls in love at first sight and wildly imagines, "She loves me," checking in every day to bring her food. State Preceptor Xuan Qingzi has his faith shaken by her and retreats into seclusion to write The Red Bean Sutra of Enlightenment. The emperor and empress both join the "lie-flat army"...