I work while others are cultivating immortals, and I take the blame for others who are undergoing calamities.
Xiaotian, a handsome and handsome black dog spirit, was strangled by a red courier rope and dragged up to the sky when he was living a happy life as king of the mountain. Admission unit: Tianting Ministry of Justice, position: mount/combat partner/personal assistant, direct boss: Yang Jian, the famous tortoise-haired leader of the three worlds.
From then on, the fantasy (crossed out) bloody and tearful career of the heavenly social animals began:
On the first day of employment, he burned and cracked the Lingxiao Palace plaque at the Peach Banquet, and was almost sent to the Beihai Sea Eye;
The first time I went out to catch wind monsters, I was criticized by the boss for "not being elegant enough during the battle";
After finally killing the thousand-year-old demon in a joint law enforcement operation, the Dragon King of the West Sea gave him a diamond-encrusted dog collar as a reward;
In order to repay the sky-high maintenance fees, I witnessed my cold-blooded boss transforming into a delivery anchor late at night and shouting to the camera, "Family members, the three-pointed two-edged knife model only costs 998";
What's even worse is that he has to live broadcast for his boss's Internet celebrity side job, and is forced to perform "dog paw writing" in front of millions of immortal friends...
Xiaotian held a pen in his mouth and wrote angrily on the "Heaven Code of Conduct" that he could never finish copying:
"I didn't lose any hair today, and I didn't get any money deducted. But the boss's KPI is even more difficult than the thunder tribulation!"
——This is a dog, struggling to survive in the heavenly workplace, and at the same time saving the (aggrieved) daily life of the three realms.
