“Tang San, take me to the God Realm. I raised you, after all,” Yu Xiaogang said, grabbing the hand of Tang San, the Sea God.
“Gongzi, you're a good-for-nothing who took until age forty to break through level thirty. And you still expect me to take you to the God Realm? I nearly became a good-for-nothing myself after absorbing a ten-year-old Lone Bamboo. Get lost, Gongzi.” The Sea God sat on his throne, speaking with disgust.
“You used to call me Master, and now you call me Gongzi? Tang San, you ungrateful wretch!”
“How dare you show disrespect to a god? You deserve to die!”
Tang San wiped Yu Xiaogang out with a single fart.
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“Damn it, why does my head hurt so much? Wasn't I killed by Tang San?” Xiaogang looked at the young Tang San standing before him.
“You little bastard, Tang San! Now that I'm reborn, I won't let you get away with it. I'll repay you twice over for the humiliation I suffered in my previous life!
