After Getting Laid Off, I Was Pulled into a Chat Group of Pest Experts

[Modern life + farming + chat group + goofy humor + wild imagination] After being laid off, dumped, and sent back to his hometown burdened with debt, Xu Ran thought his life was over. Then a [Three Realms Pest Support Group] popped up on his phone. Great Locust Sage: “Brothers, the pesticides in that field of corn in the southwest are way too strong. Fly around it!” Thieving Rat Emperor: “Who can relate? I hid a batch of century-old wine in the granary, and the new guy with the shovel just found it!” Thousand-Year-Old Termite Queen: “There’s a nugget of gold under that dead tree on the back hill. Which handsome lad will come help me move it?” Praying Mantis Fist Grandmaster: “I am male! This is my glorious form while practicing with twin blades. Fellow cultivators, please admire it. [Picture.jpg]” Dung Beetle General: “Don’t ask what I’m rolling. It’s art, okay?” Golden Cicada (don’t get the wrong idea, it’s not Tang Sanzang, just a cicada that can sing): “The kitchen is unbelievable. That fat guy Gao Jin is chewing out the supplier who brought the organic vegetables.” … I grow the best vegetables with the most down-to-earth methods and brew the finest liquor. My name is Xu Ran. Remember it!