Help! Empress, With Maxed-Out Affection, I Can Crush Heaven and Earth

Modern technology goes head-to-head with immortal cultivation and crushes gods through dimensional superiority!

The Empress summons a God of War, but gets a high school student munching on a grilled sausage.

Bound to a System: the Empress's favor equals my combat power!

She calls me useless, and a foot soldier kicks me flying;

But the moment she praises me, I whip out a gun, blast a Golden Core cultivator, and sweep across the heavens!

The aloof Empress instantly becomes the head of my personal cheer squad, hilariously protective and making every moment a blast!

Tags: transmigrate, System, invincible, hilarious, lighthearted, Empress, fiercely protective, modern technology's dimensional superiority, imaginative immortal cultivation, the Myriad Worlds, feel-good fiction