Daddy, Help! Your Daughter Got Struck by Lightning Again!

[Lighthearted + witty + everyday life + everyone’s favorite + absurd comedy + wish fulfillment + wild antics] [The heroine is a thousand years ahead of the ancients in terms of her mental state, and she makes a point of exhausting everyone else.] Ever since Shen Mingjiao, the pampered commandery princess of the Duke of Zhenguo’s household, was struck by lightning, the old duke’s peaceful days were over. While other noble households raised dignified, gentle young ladies, the Duke of Zhenguo’s residence was in utter chaos. Shen Mingjiao was either doing something shameless or on her way to do something shameless. While others studied music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, she was busy making a scene in the street and staging collisions with powerful nobles. While others schemed in the palace and at home, she was busy leading the Embroidered Uniform Guard in raids and face-slapping her enemies. Then one day, everyone discovered that the infamous wicked commandery princess had become the top-tier star of the capital. The proprietor of the hottest theater in the realm? Her. The disciplinary inspector feared by every official? Her. Even the icy commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard, who wielded power over the entire court, was her personal muscle. Upright scholar-officials impeached her for fighting dirty. She whipped out a Pinduoduo megaphone and broadcast scandalous gossip about the officials’ private lives throughout the city. Watching the entire court seethe with rage but remain powerless to stop her, Shen Mingjiao sighed as she munched on sunflower seeds: “I don’t want to be shameless, either, but if I don’t earn points by doing shameless things, I really will get struck by lightning!”