Lin Bei, a good-for-nothing who just wanted to lie down, applied for a job as a security guard, but was regarded as the guardian of the ancient formation. When he was lazy and sleeping, the bosses interpreted it as practicing in seclusion; when he ate instant noodles, he was regarded as comprehending the way of heaven; the duty record he wrote casually became a secret book for all parties to compete for. The eldest daughter of the Su family knelt down and begged to be his disciple. The foreign agents were scared off by his yawn. Chen Banxian predicted his fate and vomited blood on the spot... Lin Bei just wanted to say: I am really just a security guard! A global hilarious dihua stream caused by a misunderstanding, there is no heroine, only serious nonsense.