Uma Musume: What Are These Weird Letters? Why Do I Keep Getting Hurdled?

The glutinous rice was eaten as cooked rice😭 Black dog blood was drunk as coke😭 Talisman paper was used as toilet paper😭 The peach wood sword was used as a toothpick😭 The Bagua mirror was used as a mirror😭 The bell was hung on the dog😭 The dolls were used as figurines😭 I have no choice 🥶 No, my jade pendant is broken, the red rope is broken, the Baojiaxian tablet is broken, the Bagua mirror is cracked, the demon-suppressing tower is broken, the bracelet is exploded, the soul-inducing lamp explodes, the soul-locking bell is broken, the peach wood sword is broken, the copper coin sword is rusted, the gourd is broken, the Vajra statue is broken at the waist, the Bodhisattva statue has a broken head, etc. Lai Buddha broke off his arm and ran away, the wood was blackened by lightning, the statue of Zhong Kui was broken, the unicorn was scared away, the chicken blood vine turned black, the black dog teeth cracked, the door god ran away from home, the cross turned upside down, the statue of Jesus committed suicide, the coffin nails were broken, the Five Emperors' money smoked, the moxa knot spontaneously ignited, obsidian The stone was broken into pieces, the swastika melted, the demon-conquering pestle was bent, the edict talisman was burned, the Feng Shui teacher I knew was in a car accident, the ancestral hall dedicated to the ancestors collapsed, the priest who was invited hanged himself, the horse fairy knelt down to beg for mercy, the Taoist priest hid in the rice vat, the village guards were all dead, and the gold and silverware all turned black. There was smoke, the glutinous rice collapsed into popcorn, Prime Minister Guan Gong opened his eyes, the peach wood sword was used as a toothpick, the copper coin sword turned into water, Gabriel became a fallen angel, the fox fairy who protected me was matched, the female ghost who had a dark marriage was raped, the Feng Shui gentleman I knew also had a car accident, The gods I worshiped have died, the cat lady at home has had her tail cut off to survive, the Taoist priest I invited has become purple, and the Heavenly Master has also gone hiding in a rice vat.

Still elbowing each other with Ding Liang and Leng Youwu Litou Three people elbow each other in a dream. Who wins and who writes the script?

Oops, it looks pretty cool, like a wasteland movie Not that bland

This is the most satisfying book I have read this year. After reading it, I actually felt that it was good, but I felt an inexplicable feeling of powerlessness. It felt like the boy in the movie had a fight with his neighbor's sister, and after the fight, he found out that the neighbor's sister was a transgender and took pills. He was as helpless to complain.

When I read this book with a blank expression and thought it was quite good, I should have realized that I am actually a man of God.

Human... Desires... Beyond comprehension...

It's beautiful. Please update more. Can you please stop interrupting?! Not being able to see him makes my whole body twist.

This episode is a bit amazing. It's the first time I know that human speech can be so violent and thunderous. The phonetic logic of Chinese characters is still too complete 😂

Wow wow wow! So strong, so delicious and chewy! I am chovy, and I am so slow. No wonder no one reads it. I can write books faster.

It's been a long time since I've seen a book like this, and among the books I've read on horse racing girls, I would call it the most curious.