[Extreme sinister + funny imagination + live broadcast from all realms + dimensionality reduction attack + no female protagonist/straight man of steel]
Su Bai was accidentally bound to the "Wanjie Live Broadcasting System". He thought he could reach the pinnacle of his life, but found that the products he drew were more abstract than the last, and the accompanying causality skills were even more outrageous!
As a result, the painting style of all heavens and worlds completely collapsed.
In the world of cultivating immortals, he took out the [Anti-Harassment and Anti-Fraud Jade Slip] with his backhand, completely defeating the Demon Lord's defense line of "cutting it like a sword every night", and the righteous boss lost his fortune just to be clean.
At the high-risk Cthulhu Altar, faced with the indescribable ultimate fear, he put on a [Northeastern Big Flower Jacket] and added a song called "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", forcefully forcing the tentacle-covered old family members to become the lead dancers in the square.
At the Dragon King's birthday banquet in the city, facing Shura God of War who was about to sneer and summon a hundred thousand soldiers, he said "Give me a smile" with the magic law of cause and effect, which directly made the Dragon King physically paralyzed on the spot and drooled wildly. In the end, he was forced to buy his [Ancestral Facial Paralysis Correction Patch] in full.
Facing the war-damaged saint and the stunning iceberg female CEO who throw themselves into their arms?
Su Bai pushed it away with great disgust and thrust an LED fill light in his backhand:
"Don't be in a daze! Straighten your waist quickly and use the fill light to backlight me from the side! It has affected the product display effect in my live broadcast room. Can you afford to pay for it? Remember, talking about relationships hurts money!"
When Su Bai took his loudspeaker and red and white woven bag across the world, all the villains and protagonists in the universe collapsed:
"Please don't use your ultimate move! Let's buy it! Can't we buy it in full?!"
Reader comments
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