I Make Up Wild History, and the Eternal Emperor Ends Up Kneeling to Me

A financial tycoon framed me for academic fraud, ruining my reputation. When I opened my eyes, I had become a laborer about to be buried alive as a sacrifice in the Great Qin!

In the face of certain death, I awakened a magical brush that makes anything I fabricate come true, as long as the ancients believe it! The overseer is threatening my life? I make up a story about the Sword of King Yue buried underground, then unearth it and cleave him and his armor to pieces! Qin Shi Huang wants me dead? I invent a tale about immortals in the Great Qin before everyone, conjure heavenly omens, and force the emperor himself to bow to me as the nation’s preceptor!

If modern history is all fake, then I’ll take up my brush and defy fate, fooling the entire Great Qin into ascending to the heavens. Two thousand years from now, you people who cyberbully me will all kneel and gaze up at the Great Qin’s interstellar fleet!