Priced at One Yuan: Scan the Code and Buy a Porsche on the Spot

A loan shark and his goons blocked my door, violently demanding repayment. Pointing at the arrogant Porsche parked downstairs, he sneered, “You poor loser, you couldn’t afford even one of its tires in your whole life!”

I didn’t argue. I silently pulled out the old price gun my grandfather had left me and stuck a tag on the Porsche: [Price: 1 yuan].

The next second, the laws of cause and effect across the universe were forcibly rewritten!

Right in front of the loan shark boss, I scanned the code and paid one yuan. The Porsche unlocked itself for me. The boss’s entire worldview collapsed on the spot!

From then on, the world became one giant supermarket in my eyes:

My enemy’s hardened steel baton? Tag it [As brittle as potato chips], and it shatters at a touch!

A broken rock by the roadside? Tag it [Imperial Treasure of the Tang Dynasty], and a tycoon’s daughter gets on her knees to buy it!

My enemy’s conglomerate, worth tens of billions? Tag it [Clearance sale: 99% off], and I can legally short it and take it over!

When the lofty transcendent gods descended, intent on judging humanity,

I silently pulled out the highest-grade golden tag of all:

[Time Remaining: 3 Seconds]

So tell me, you so-called gods, can you afford to buy your own lives?