At the Groundbreaking Ceremony for the Hope School I Donated, the Inscription Bore the Names of Two “Lovers”

我 I Gave the Bait Patent to the Wife Who Betrayed Me 离 The Night We Signed the Divorce Papers, My Wife Laughed at Me for Being Poor. I Laughed at Her for Being Stupid 她 She Said She Was at the Gym, but Her Apple Watch Said “Meditating” 老 My Wife Was Obsessed with a Male Celebrity and Spent All Our Savings on Him, Never Knowing He Was My Own Brother 离 During the Divorce Cooling-Off Period, She Found Out She Was Having Twins 她 She Redeemed All Her Frequent-Flyer Miles for Someone Else 她 Her Secret Ledger Was Full of Hotel Room Charges 团 At the Team-Building Truth-or-Dare, My Wife Drew “How Many Times Did You Cheat?” and Her Boss Blurted Out the Answer 她 Her Diary Became Exhibit A 被 After I Was Laid Off, I Won Fifty Million in the Lottery. Now My Former Boss Wants Me Back at Work 寿 The Birthday Banquet Trial: I Ruined My Mother-in-Law and Her Daughter 昨 My Wife, Reappearing from Yesterday