I transmigrated into Pegasus, the unlucky protagonist of the movie Pegasus.
The moment I opened my eyes, someone offered me 500,000 yuan to race illegally.
I slapped him right back.
Banned from racing for five years? Great, I could use the break.
Haven't driven in five years? I haven't lost in five years.
I went looking for sponsors. At a KTV, the boss was singing “Big Brother, How Are You?”
I walked in, took the seat of honor, and said, “You have two choices: I make you a hundred million, or I let your rivals kill you.”
The boss froze for ten seconds, then slapped his thigh. “How much do you want?”
I held up five fingers.
“Five million?”
“Fifty million.”
The boss said, “Done! I respect anyone bold enough to ask for that!”
Mr. Wang, who'd brushed me off in the original story, tried to slip away. I called after him, “Get on your knees, and I'll consider letting you invest 500,000.”
He got down on his knees.
At the driving test, the instructor puffed on a cigarette and said, “Five-time champion? In my class, you're just a student!”
I parked in reverse with one centimeter to spare from the line, drifted through the S-curve, and started on the hill with zero millimeters of error.
The instructor's hand shook as he offered me a cigarette. “A p-perfect score...”
I took it and tossed it away. “I quit.”
On race day, someone poured oil on the track.
I floored it and drifted across the oil, my side mirror skimming past the cliff edge.
Live from the car: “Race organizers, someone's trying to sabotage me. But I can fly even on oil!”
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After the race, they claimed the seal was missing and voided my result.
At a press conference, with all the media watching, I held up the dashcam footage. “Five cameras, broadcasting the whole time. Every frame has a timestamp.”
The official who'd hidden the seal tried to run from the corner of the room.
I stood up and pointed at him. “Deputy Director Chen, enjoy reflecting on your actions in prison.”
As they led him away, he looked back. I said, “What are you looking at? You're not worth it.”
Can you change the word Chi Ge written here to Chi Zi? It seems a little smoother this way, the three of them are best friends, and I feel alienated.