Lin Miaomiao, a modern recycling depot manager,
transmigrates and becomes a good-for-nothing odd-job disciple at Qingyun Sect, with a spirit root of mixed quality.
They promptly toss her onto the sect's most run-down peak, the Garbage Peak.
Others make pills with immortal herbs, sacred beast blood, and top-grade spirit crystals.
She makes pills with sour rice, stinky socks, mud, demon beast dung, and hair shed by the sect leader...
[Bigu Pill, Burp Edition]: Every burp brings forth a banquet fit for an emperor!
[Bewitching Incense, Laundry Edition]: Enemies wake up and can't stop scrubbing clothes!
[Swiftstep Boots, Stink Edition]: Leave a fragrant trail for a thousand miles, and no one dares come near!
[Beauty Pill, Glow-in-the-Dark Edition]: Hair so green it lights up the night!
[Self-Destructing Umbrella, Viral Song Edition]: It explodes to the sound of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style"!
The Sword Sect becomes the Durian Sect,
Medicine King's Valley becomes a fluorescent-lit nightclub,
I turn the demon cult into a bathhouse,
and the immortal realm into a farmstay!
The whole sect breaks down and cries:
"Please stop making pills! We don't want to go bald! We don't want to dance awkwardly! We don't want to die of embarrassment!"
Lin Miaomiao waves a hand calmly:
Anything can be refined. I'm not responsible for the side effects!
