Let's start with the bottom line: I'm Lin Yuan, a universally acknowledged F-rank loser, but I'm about to eat every dungeon in the world into bankruptcy.
The good news: I have a hidden ability that lets me swallow dungeons whole after clearing them and turn them into my own territory.
The bad news: I have a huge appetite, and after eating, I always suffer from “indigestion” (a period of weakness). The whole world also hunts me down as a monster!
Take what happened recently:
The Iron Wolf Guild booked an entire E-rank dungeon... Result: the dungeon was gone, and they didn't get so much as a single hair.
The Abyssal Cult went to sacrifice an A-rank dungeon... Result: I packed up the evil god and the altar and took them both.
The alliances of several nations assembled an army of a hundred thousand to seize an S-rank dragon tomb... Result: when they arrived, all that remained was a flat square for group dancing.
The global hunters' forum completely lost it: “Seriously, what's wrong with that guy called ‘Lord of the City’?! Other people spend money to enter dungeons, but he risks his life!”
The Abyssal Cult sent three of its top A-rank assassins to surround me.
They thought I couldn't escape. (Smirks.)
I sighed softly, and the ground split open beneath their feet. “Since you're here, you might as well stay.”
The assassins fell into my 99th-floor dungeon.
Day one: Shadow rats bit them until they were crying for their mothers.
Day two: They slapped one another in a mind maze.
Day three: They knelt before a lava giant and sang “I Surrender.”
Seriously, do you have to make such a fuss over one dungeon? I could've swallowed it in one bite!
