My name is Nuo Jie. I transmigrated into a womb.
I waited more than ten years for a transmigration perk, and finally got a System. It bound my two idiot roommates, too.
One flirts with girls and gets chased around and beaten up. The other bangs a nine-yuan-and-ninety-cent wooden fish every day.
The System said: The three of you have to make a scene together and embarrass yourselves together.
First mission: dance "Happiness in the Pure Land" at the flag-raising ceremony.
We did it.
The whole school went nuts.
Later, we even found a kid.
Now it's three idiots and one little one, with chaos every day.
The System asked if I regretted it.
I said: I regret not transmigrating sooner.
There's another book next door. It's pretty noisy. It's quiet here, come sit.
