[System + Book Travel + Happy Comedy]
I, Chu Wansui, have a lifelong dream to lie down.
However, the system forces me to get involved in the palace fight. Okay, then it depends on how I try to trick myself into death!
The first step to commit suicide: feed leftover vegetable soup to the mysophobic emperor.
I (looking forward to death): "Your Majesty, this is the Shanhe Sheji soup that I made for you!"
Result: He punished me with a grounding, but asked the imperial kitchen to reprint the leftovers in the middle of the night to study what I put in it.
The second step to commit suicide: perform radio gymnastics at the Heaven Sacrifice Ceremony.
Me (wanting to die): "This is an ancient secret dance. It's normal that mortals can't understand it."
Result: He actually forcefully explained that this dance coincided with the way of heaven, and even named me the "No. 1 Person in the promotion of bodybuilding in the Great Xia Dynasty".
Later, the system asked me to sleep with him.
I said to the sleeping emperor: "You dog man, you look quite human when you're asleep."
As a result, he turned over and pinned me down: "If we continue to argue, I will be punished on the spot."
System, come out! Where are you sleeping as promised? !
[System prompt: Heartbeat value +10, congratulations to the host for unlocking the hidden plot!
Help! There's something wrong with this system!
Looking at his increasingly dangerous eyes, I realized.
In the eyes of this dog emperor, seeking death = flirting, showing off = acting coquettishly.
This emperor seems to have a serious illness!
