[Book-wearing + sand sculpture + redemption + group pet + immortality + villain counterattack + vest + funny + healing + God rewards hard work + I save the whole family by complaining]
Su Xiaoxiao stayed up late cursing the story, and when she opened her eyes, she became the villain's little daughter in the Cultivation novel who couldn't survive more than three chapters. Facing the crematorium of the whole family who will die in 1095 days, and the crazy whole family who are performing a blood sacrifice in front of them - the devil father is in place to burn the sky, the poisonous concubine locks her with her poisonous fingertips, the bloodthirsty brother draws a knife, and the yandere second sister licks the blood.
System: [The countdown to annihilation begins! Novice mission: Interrupt the blood sacrifice, otherwise you will be crushed to death immediately!
Su Xiaoxiao hugged herself tightly and screamed before the Demon Lord's killer move came down: "Dad! Stop it quickly! All three hundred lights in this formation are on, and the electricity bill is going to go up! If the property management company finds out, our whole family will have to go to jail!"
The whole family went crazy and criticized:? ? ?
Since then, the style of painting in the world of cultivation has changed dramatically. The demon king danced in the square, the poisonous concubine was addicted to selling health pills, the cold-faced brother practiced hard jokes, and the yandere second sister transformed into the UP master of the dance area. And Su Xiaoxiao, with the "Happy Heart Sutra" in his left hand and the "Li Family Code of Survival" in his right hand, has gone on the road to become the "God of War" and "The Life-Extending Genius" forever.
Until the mastermind behind the scenes tore off the mask of hypocrisy, and the ancient beast came to destroy the world. Su Xiaoxiao brought her "Haha Tian Tuan" to the first live broadcast in the world of cultivation. BGM resounded throughout the three worlds: "Fellow Taoists! Put down your swords! Come with me - kick the sad Demon King out of the live broadcast room!"
How did the bloody cultivation novel that was promised become a worldwide funny variety show#
After the villain was cleared, Tiandao cried and begged me to stop laughing#
It turns out that saving the world is not about cultivation, but about jokes#
