Three Kingdoms: The Beauty Collector of the Chaotic Era, Cao Cao Says I'm a Pro

At the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, historian Yi Xiaotian, who transmigrated here, has a bit of a problem! A fellow who calls himself “Master Man” drops by his tavern every few days for a drink, chattering away and asking question after question. “Brother Yi, do you think Cao Cao can become governor of Yan Province?” “Brother Yi, what about the Battle of Guandu? Do you think Cao Cao can win?” “Brother Yi, what kind of person is Cao Cao? What do you think his weaknesses are?” Fed up with the questions, Yi Xiaotian shakes his head. “One thing about Cao Cao is that he has absolutely no shame: he likes other men’s wives. And just like you, Brother Man, he never stops talking!” Then, at last, the day arrives! Yi Xiaotian compiles a list of the eight beauties of the chaotic age and shows a keen interest in them: Diao Chan, Zhen Mi, the Qiao sisters, Sun Shangxiang, Ma Yunlu, Lu Lingqi, Bu Lianshi… Master Man appears in a flash and shouts, “Brother Yi, I’ll come clean. I’m Cao Cao! Help me seize the realm, and I’ll help you collect the Illustrated Album of the Eight Beauties of the Chaotic Age!” … At last, the day arrives. The chaos is over. Cao Cao is swamped with affairs of state, while Yi Xiaotian leisurely embraces a bevy of beauties and admires the commercial empire he built with his own hands! Yi Xiaotian: “Fight for the realm? Not in this lifetime! I just want to be a wealthy man!” … …