Zog, an intern observer from an advanced civilization in the third spiral arm of the Milky Way, was ordered to lurk on the earth.
On the first day after landing, he panicked and sent the highest SSS-level red warning to his home planet:
"Warning! Stop all colonization plans on the earth immediately! This is an extremely dangerous, indescribable and terrifying civilization!"
Because in Zog's eyes, the object of his observation, Li Jianjian, a forced laborer, was engaged in a gruesome daily routine of cultivation and sacrifice:
Every morning, Li Jianjian would drink a cup of black, bitter poison (Americano) to release the seal from his body;
Immediately afterwards, he will engage in a high-density physical compression experiment called the "Morning Rush Subway", demonstrating the terrifying strength of human beings to withstand compression;
When he arrived at the company, he had to sit in front of the glowing matrix box (computer) for more than ten hours, frantically tapping spells, and using his life force to sacrifice to an evil god named "Internet";
And the most terrifying thing is that the real ruling class of the earth are actually those four-legged long-haired beasts (dogs)! Humans are so humble that they patrol their territory every day and even collect their biological waste by hand!
Until one day, Zog saw with his own eyes that Li Jianjian used a red pillar-shaped sacred object called "ham sausage" to instantly deprive the beast of its free will, making it sit down and beg for mercy.
In order to find out the truth, the interstellar inspection team came to the earth, and was intimidated by the red armband of the neighborhood committee aunt, and was forced into a blind corner by the sweeping robot;
——When a serious alien observer meets a hardworking earth worker, the entire galaxy's style of painting completely collapses.
