(It will get more and more exciting later)
(Gender guaranteed!)
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Others practice by meditating, but I practice by engaging in pornography.
During the interview, the director asked me to demonstrate my ability to my female colleagues.
She ran away blushing. The director stamped me.
Later I discovered that this ability is poisonous - if you use "love" once, you will fall in love with the first person you see in the next three days.
Including the director's cold face.