My Ex Is Getting Married. Why Ask Me to Plan the Celebration?

My pregnant ex is getting married and wants me to be the emcee?

The groom wants to see me make a fool of myself, so he’s hired a superstar and a famous host to overshadow me.

They don’t know that this “old geezer” standing onstage was born in China and came from Earth!

A lifetime of martial and literary skills, an unyielding backbone, and enough cigarette smoke in his voice to choke a man!

The gig’s here, old geezer. Let’s get this show on the road!