Lin Chen gets bound to an utterly unreliable Goddess Rescue System. Mission: transmigrate into wuxia worlds and save the tragic heroines whose stories left countless readers heartbroken. Rewards: randomly transform into Sun Wukong, Ultraman, the Buddha, Erlang Shen, or Iron Man! The catch: once the transformation fun is over, he has to make a run for it. Looking at the beginner's gift, an “immortal and indestructible” body, Lin Chen lets out a laugh like a pig. From then on, the jianghu takes a sharp turn. In front of junior sister Yilin, a fifty-meter-tall Giant of Light flashes a peace sign; at the bottom of Valley of Passionlessness, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven advises people to focus on their careers instead of being lovesick; on Blackwood Cliff, the Buddha offers online counseling... Wielding his “transformation” cheat, Lin Chen races across the Myriad Worlds, saving people left and right and leaving behind a trail of legends (and every last shred of dignity). He thinks it's all just a comedy tour, until the System bares its final fangs...