Synopsis of "Me, a Driving Instructor Who Teaches Immortals to Fight"
Ye Fanchen is twenty-five and a seasoned member of the lie-flat crowd.
One morning, he wakes up to find himself forced to inherit the dilapidated driving school his grandfather left behind.
Just as he's preparing to sell it, a sword cultivator drops from the sky and smashes the instructor's car in half. “Coach, I'm here to sign up.”
Right after that, a socially anxious formation master peeks in. “I want to learn to drive... so I can pick up my own takeout.” Then another steering wheel comes flying in from the horizon.
Ye Fanchen looks at the new students, trembling like sieves in his office, and slowly puts down his phone.
Every one of these students is a big shot from the cultivation world, here to “weather their tribulations.”
The irritable sword cultivator keeps speeding while flying on his sword, so he's been sent to get a ground-level driver's license.
The socially anxious formation master has made his formations so powerful that delivery drivers can't get in, so he wants to learn to drive and go out himself.
The obsessive alchemy cultivator blows up his furnace if a pill has even a 0.01-millimeter color difference, and hopes the second driving test will mend his Dao heart.
Ye Fanchen: “You call this learning to drive???”
To keep them from tearing down his driving school, he's forced to start his career as an instructor.
He teaches the sword cultivator to brake: “Is this how you treat an enemy? Take it easy!”
He teaches the formation master to reverse into a parking space: “Think of the space as your formation. Can you draw a boundary and trap yourself?”
He teaches the alchemist to change gears: “The gears are like controlling the heat. First gear is a low simmer, fifth gear is a blazing stir-fry!”
The students all hear this and have sudden revelations.
Ye Fanchen: “???”
I was just saying whatever came to mind. You actually believe me?!
His school's reputation explodes, and immortal students start showing up in groups.
Meanwhile, the Heavenly Dao Driving Test Group sets its sights on him. This oddball who teaches immortals to drive is cutting into their profits by disrupting their monopoly over the cultivation world's gateway to the mortal realm.
