"Zai said I am a top hacker, but my mobile phone is in arrears"
The first day of taking a three-and-a-half-year-old baby to the hospital.
He pulled out my laptop in front of the camera:
"My mom is the world's top hacker!"
The whole Internet laughed at me: This computer has been gathering dust for three years, right?
Zai calmly turned on the phone and hacked into the program group system in three seconds.
When the screen is filled with "Mom is awesome",
I lie in bed and remotely command:
"Zai, by the way, pay my outstanding phone bill."
Whole network:? ? ? Top hackers can't afford to pay their phone bills? ? ?
Until someone reveals it——
I hacked into a transnational crime syndicate five years ago.
Saved a kidnapped man.
That man is now the top actor Shen Duzhou.
The day he parachuted into the variety show,
Zai stared at him for three seconds and suddenly shouted:
"Mom! This is the uncle in the 'crush' folder on your computer!"
I died on the spot.
Shen Duzhou's eyes turned red: "Do you have me in your computer?"
Zai calmly finished his attack: "My mother also said that this man is so handsome, but it's a pity that chasing her is too tiring."
Shen Duzhou cornered me:
"You saved me five years ago, now I'm chasing you."
"You lie down and I'll chase you."
Me:……
Zi: Mom, you are blushing.
Me: ... You got it wrong.
[The whole Internet is hilarious about chasing his wife in the crematorium x the three-year-old demigod assists the little matchmaker]
