In a zombie apocalypse, I awakened a bizarre power: every woman who sees me falls in love with me.
When zombies chased me, I blew a kiss at a female zombie. She immediately switched sides and bit every male zombie to death.
The female captain of a rescue team was about to shoot me after I got bitten. I whistled, and she dropped her gun and wanted to marry me on the spot.
A year later, I'd built a women-only survival base and married 99 wives.
Then one day, a woman in a white lab coat arrived outside the base. She stared at my face in shock and said:
“Test Subject 001, how did you get out?”
