Traveling through the richest man in the Tang Dynasty,
While others engage in Machiavellian tactics, I just want to lie down.
I met Li Bai by chance and casually sang "About to Enter the Wine".
Directly blow up the entire Chang'an.
Shixian recognizes me as a confidant,
The princess falls in love with me,
The emperor praised me as a genius.
Me: Stop making trouble, I really just want to eat and wait to die.
Right or wrong, success or failure turns to nothing
