Reborn 99 Times, Killed 100 Times: I Survived by Playing It Safe

Other people transmigrate: surrounded by handsome men, possessing heaven-defying cultivation, and winning big with a tycoon System!

Huo You transmigrates: she gets bound to a useless System that does nothing but shout “666,” and even has the nerve to call its plan “Biding Your Time to Become a God.” All she has to do is survive until the main storyline ends, and she can become a god and go home!

She obediently kept her head down 99 times, but Huo You never got anywhere near godhood. Instead, she unlocked 99 different ways to die:

Struck by heavenly lightning, accidentally killed by a villain, injured by a passerby, or even choking to death while drinking water...

Reborn for the 100th time, Huo You looked at the sheepish, flashing [Stay Alive] prompt on the System screen and finally snapped:

“Damn it! That’s 99 times! I’m done pretending! I’m done keeping my head down!”

“So what if that thieving Heaven’s Will keeps making trouble because it sees I’m about to become a god? I’ll take it head-on!”

Awakening a heaven-defying Chaotic Constitution and contracting an ancient divine beast, she wields a Thunderstaff in her left hand and a Godslaying Sword in her right, then joins the greatest sect in the Three Realms!

Her master dotes on her, her senior brothers protect her, and her senior sisters cherish her. The sect’s entire squad of geniuses has her back.

This time, she’s taking everyone with her to overthrow Heaven’s Will and defy fate!

But just as she starts to hit her stride, the useless System suddenly shrieks:

[Warning! Warning! The world is being corrupted by a mysterious force! The original Heaven’s Will was replaced long ago!]

[All 99 of the Host’s horrific deaths were the work of a fake Heaven’s Will!]

[Mission update: The Host must save the world immediately!]

Huo You: “...”

So the thing she’d been fighting 99 times was a fake?

And now she has to clean up the mess, too?

Useless System, get over here! If I don’t take you apart today, I’ll take your name!

(No CP! Maximum group adoration! The heroine is bold and delightfully unhinged, and the System is a hilarious liability. She tears through the Three Realms on a thrilling, laugh-out-loud mission to save the world.)