I Am the Heavenly Dao, and I'll Turn the Male Lead into a Dog!

[Dual Male Leads + Older Man? + Master as the Top + Student-Grooming Romance + Master-Disciple Love + Some Ensemble Cast]

Fun-loving, sharp-tongued, obsessive master on top vs. seemingly aloof disciple on the bottom who thinks everyone here is trash

Heaven is not benevolent; it treats all things like straw dogs.

The male lead is not benevolent; he treats Heaven like a straw dog.

That was Heaven’s conclusion after reading countless novels. No matter what, Heaven was always the stepping stone that let the male lead reach the pinnacle.

So Heaven made a decision that went against its ancestors: it would train the male lead to obey like a dog. Then wouldn’t he be free to do whatever he pleased?

He came up with a dog-training guide.

First: unmatched beauty.

Looks are essential when it comes to seduction.

What man could resist an utterly aloof beauty?

Second: a strong body.

Heaven didn’t want to die because of the schemes and treachery in the cultivation world after the male lead fell in love with him, only for the male lead to tear Heaven apart trying to bring him back to life.

That would be completely backward.

Third: don’t let the male lead become intimate with anyone, man or woman.

Too many friends and family could mean another accidental death, and then the male lead might tear Heaven apart again.

…

But when Heaven met the male lead, Wen Cihe, it realized just how wrong it was.

His peerless beauty was useless because Wen Cihe was a finicky, repressed pervert.

A sturdy body wouldn’t help either, since Wen Cihe was already absurdly strong.

And keeping him from getting close to others was even more pointless, because he was so damn sharp-tongued that he’d already alienated everyone himself.

Heaven: ???

So how was it supposed to seduce the male lead?

Anyone there? I need an answer, fast!

Wen Tiandou is later renamed Yan Guizhen.