Zhao Le's life plan is very clear: graduate, enter a big factory, become a social worker, and be optimized at the age of 35.
Until his parents died in a car accident, he was forced to return to his hometown to inherit a shabby hotel hidden in a ravine.
On the first day of business, two men in dragon robes got into a fight at the door.
"Li Shimin! You killed your brother and forced your father to have the nerve to stay in a hotel?"
"Zhu Yuanzhang! Kill the heroes until no one comes to court!"
Zhao Le called the police. The police came and said: Comrade, if you report to the police falsely, you will be detained.
He turned on his mobile phone and searched: Li Shimin (598-649), dead for more than a thousand years.
Zhao Le knelt down on the spot.
What's even more devastating is yet to come——
Ying Zheng asked him every day if he had the elixir of life;
Liu Bang and Zhu Yuanzhang competed to see who was from a humble background. With Liu Xiu next to him at Versailles, "I just rely on my looks and luck";
Qianlong wanted to write the inscription "Here for a visit" on the wall, but was hunted down by everyone.
Zhao Le originally wanted to lie down and die, until he found out: these big guys paid real money.
Okay, as long as the money is enough, it doesn't matter which dynasty you belong to.
Until one day, Zhu Yuanzhang asked him: "Shop, how did the Ming Dynasty fall?"
Zhao Le was silent for thirty seconds and opened Baidu Encyclopedia.
That night, Lao Zhu cried.
And Zhao Le suddenly realized: what he opened was not a hotel, but a psychological consulting room for historical figures.
Reader comments
After listening to 3 chapters, the descriptions of the characters are contradictory. Li Shimin calls himself "We are in the Qing Dynasty. Liu Bang has been here and I don't know the price. The time of historical figures is confusing. There are people from any timeline. The monarchs and ministers are not on the same line. In three chapters, people from the Qin, Han, Tang, Song, Ming (Qing) dynasties are all here."
Yongzheng called Qianlong Emperor Ama?
This is fucking wrong, right? Isn't Qianlong the son of Yongzheng? Why did Yongzheng call Qianlong daddy? And isn't Zhu Yuanzhang on the first floor? Shouldn't you come over and beat Zhu Di as soon as you hear his name?
After listening to 3 chapters, the descriptions of the characters are contradictory. Li Shimin calls himself "We are in the Qing Dynasty. Liu Bang has been here and I don't know the price. The time of historical figures is confusing. There are people from any timeline. The monarchs and ministers are not on the same line. In three chapters, people from the Qin, Han, Tang, Song, Ming (Qing) dynasties are all here."
Yongzheng called Qianlong Emperor Ama?
This is fucking wrong, right? Isn't Qianlong the son of Yongzheng? Why did Yongzheng call Qianlong daddy? And isn't Zhu Yuanzhang on the first floor? Shouldn't you come over and beat Zhu Di as soon as you hear his name?