Cultivation for All? I Flirted with the Queen Mother!

[Misunderstandings + lie flat + rich women + living off others without shame] Spiritual qi revival sweeps the world, and everyone cultivates immortality, but all I want is to lie flat and slack off... Jiang Mingfan accidentally signs up for the “Immortal Romance App,” where the immortal maidens are beautiful and sweet-talking.

Cultivate immortality? Never in this lifetime. I'll just live off others without shame.

Queen Mother of the West: “Here, go out and have some fun. Take my Jade Pool token.”

Jiang Mingfan: “Are you telling me what to do?”

Queen Mother of the West: “Actually, you're not the problem. Sun Wukong, Yang Erlang, and Li Nezha are just being too much. Something's bound to happen sooner or later.”

Jiang Mingfan: “Don't talk badly about my friends in front of me.”

(Also known as A Guide to Picking Up Girls in the Cultivation World)