[I dressed as a prince and just wanted to lie down, but my father forced me to 996]
A modern social animal dies suddenly and transforms into the ninth prince of Chu.
I declare: I will never be involved in involution in this life, and I will be a salted fish until death!
Pretending to be stupid and writing crooked poems, raising thrushes and fighting crickets——
Just as he was about to be treated as trash and forgotten, his father suddenly summoned him:
"Lao Jiu, come tomorrow and help me read the booklet."
"Father, I just want to lie down!"
"I'm not dead yet, why are you lying down?"
So I was forced to——
Working overtime in the imperial study, fighting in the north, providing disaster relief in the south of the Yangtze River, and fending off swords in the court.
It's not easy to stabilize the country,
My father held my hand before he died:
"I knew you could do it. Don't worry."
Me:? ? ?
So you forced me to pay 996 just to let me inherit the family business? ? ?
Later I found out——
The poison of the harem, the sword of the rivers and lakes, the sword of the court,
They have already targeted me, the "waste prince".
And the dad who pushed me up,
I just want to do it before I die,
Teach me how to live.
[I just want to lie down but I am forced to become the king of rolls. Can I not want this country?
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